The "Hey bestie!" is making me feel better about the agricultural PR list I never asked to be on and cannot get removed from, which sends very dreary missives about the dairy industry and robot broccoli harvesters.
I do get a lot of, "Love the show! I have a great guest for you: Dr Bullshit who has just released his new range of protein powders" oh sure you definitely love the show and have 100% listened to it and absolutely took the most cursory glance at the website to see what it's about
If you're writing a press release and you're paraphrasing Carly Rae Jensen lyrics, you're doing it poorly.
These are brilliant - thanks for sharing them!
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The "Hey bestie!" is making me feel better about the agricultural PR list I never asked to be on and cannot get removed from, which sends very dreary missives about the dairy industry and robot broccoli harvesters.
I do get a lot of, "Love the show! I have a great guest for you: Dr Bullshit who has just released his new range of protein powders" oh sure you definitely love the show and have 100% listened to it and absolutely took the most cursory glance at the website to see what it's about